Post by saintmason on Dec 20, 2010 6:56:21 GMT 1
in the beginning The world was formed
and the God's Fofo and Jay were born
They look and saw that the earth was a clean slate
and then the Gods began to create
First they created the miners who didn't know what to do
With the plains so green and the waters so blue
So the God's said "we will build a magnificent land!"
and they began to think out creations plan
but the God's personalities soon came into play
While fofo built peace, Mischievousness filled Jay
Fofo built tree's, lakes, and rivers
Jay built monsters, caves and blizzards
Fofo looked to Jay and said "Why do you tempt them so?"
"With dangerous caves, and haunting snow?"
Jay looked up and said with a smile
"Miners need hardships once in awhile"
So Jay reached down with his mighty hand
and grabbed materials of gunpowder and sand
He said "Look i have made a new creature"
and Jay released the very first creeper
time went on and cities were made
in seperete halls laid the churches of Fofo and Jay
soon the churches began to quarrel and fight
and Jay's people declared war outright
Fofo's followers were slaughtered
His altar laid bare
To stand against Jay
no one would dare
but a miner crawled out from beneath the rubble
and was ready to cause some heavenly trouble
he shouted to Fofo "Lord give me the power!"
"And i shall bring Jays darkest hour!"
Fofo looked down and said "Tell me your name good knight"
the miner said 'I am no soldier but im willing to fight!"
"i am a saint and have lived my life without sin"
"and let my name be heared I am Saint Mason!"
smiling Fofo gave him a blade
that shinned like crystal and beg to slay
"Take this blade" the good god said
"And see to it that Jay's cult is all but dead"
The Saint left to deliver his blight
to see if the Cultist of jay were ready to fight
The saint burned the altars, and killed the priests
And Jay grimanced at the man he liked least
cultist after cultist fell before the blade
so many begged not to be slayed
The saint showed no mercy he killed them all
and watch their churches crumble and fall
Then to the saints great surprise
creepers began pouring from the mines
"Minions have Jay!" he shouted "Have you knowledge of fear?!?"
"Have you no seen what my blade has done here!"
A creeper came forward he was the best
He answered the saints call with a "sssssssSSSSSSsssss"
Explosions erupted the saint went flying
he examined his wounds and knew he was dying
the from the mines a laugh erupted
and the saint saw the God who had been corrupted
"Bravo my boy you've killed so many!"
"unfortunately your sacrifice won't matter any"
Jay got close to the saint as he began to die
then a new fury burned in the saints eye
He grabbed the blade and stabbed it into Jays gut
ending the God who had become corrupt
The saint laid there for awhile and took his last breathes
but the Good God had another plan instead
Fofo reached down with a holy hand
and gave the saint some cooked ham
"You my Saint have served me well'
and now Jay's ilk burns in hell"
"So come with me and we will start a new plan"
"The saint just smiled and took Fofo's hand"
The Saint and Fofo left the land
and left dead Jay lying in the sand
time passed and the war was forgotten
Then Jay rose and began to start plotting...
and the God's Fofo and Jay were born
They look and saw that the earth was a clean slate
and then the Gods began to create
First they created the miners who didn't know what to do
With the plains so green and the waters so blue
So the God's said "we will build a magnificent land!"
and they began to think out creations plan
but the God's personalities soon came into play
While fofo built peace, Mischievousness filled Jay
Fofo built tree's, lakes, and rivers
Jay built monsters, caves and blizzards
Fofo looked to Jay and said "Why do you tempt them so?"
"With dangerous caves, and haunting snow?"
Jay looked up and said with a smile
"Miners need hardships once in awhile"
So Jay reached down with his mighty hand
and grabbed materials of gunpowder and sand
He said "Look i have made a new creature"
and Jay released the very first creeper
time went on and cities were made
in seperete halls laid the churches of Fofo and Jay
soon the churches began to quarrel and fight
and Jay's people declared war outright
Fofo's followers were slaughtered
His altar laid bare
To stand against Jay
no one would dare
but a miner crawled out from beneath the rubble
and was ready to cause some heavenly trouble
he shouted to Fofo "Lord give me the power!"
"And i shall bring Jays darkest hour!"
Fofo looked down and said "Tell me your name good knight"
the miner said 'I am no soldier but im willing to fight!"
"i am a saint and have lived my life without sin"
"and let my name be heared I am Saint Mason!"
smiling Fofo gave him a blade
that shinned like crystal and beg to slay
"Take this blade" the good god said
"And see to it that Jay's cult is all but dead"
The Saint left to deliver his blight
to see if the Cultist of jay were ready to fight
The saint burned the altars, and killed the priests
And Jay grimanced at the man he liked least
cultist after cultist fell before the blade
so many begged not to be slayed
The saint showed no mercy he killed them all
and watch their churches crumble and fall
Then to the saints great surprise
creepers began pouring from the mines
"Minions have Jay!" he shouted "Have you knowledge of fear?!?"
"Have you no seen what my blade has done here!"
A creeper came forward he was the best
He answered the saints call with a "sssssssSSSSSSsssss"
Explosions erupted the saint went flying
he examined his wounds and knew he was dying
the from the mines a laugh erupted
and the saint saw the God who had been corrupted
"Bravo my boy you've killed so many!"
"unfortunately your sacrifice won't matter any"
Jay got close to the saint as he began to die
then a new fury burned in the saints eye
He grabbed the blade and stabbed it into Jays gut
ending the God who had become corrupt
The saint laid there for awhile and took his last breathes
but the Good God had another plan instead
Fofo reached down with a holy hand
and gave the saint some cooked ham
"You my Saint have served me well'
and now Jay's ilk burns in hell"
"So come with me and we will start a new plan"
"The saint just smiled and took Fofo's hand"
The Saint and Fofo left the land
and left dead Jay lying in the sand
time passed and the war was forgotten
Then Jay rose and began to start plotting...
Whoa dude that was..... sexy. That was the sexiest and most epictacular thing i've ever F**king read. + a ton of karma for you sir. 
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