Post by dife on Dec 24, 2010 9:04:52 GMT 1
Oh noes, whats that I hear? A zombies moan? Monsters on the server? *Sounds of panic,running and screaming* Some might say "HUZZAH!" others might say "OH HOLY F**king SHIT NO GOD ARGH WHY ME GOD F**k DAMN SHIT POOP APE CRAP!" But the monsters are here none the less.
Here is a small legend of the creepers on FG's Survival RP Server.
The Creepers
I heard them, loud and their stupidity rendering them fearless. Hidden in my smal damp underground home I prepared to fight them off. They would not die in sunlight like the skeletons and zombies, they stayed to hunt you down, and they wouldnt give up until you or them were dead. I knew I would soon have to burst out the door, sword in hand, and face the creatures. I had a beautiful structure that had taken 3 months to construct right outside my underground home. The creatures would explode if I got close, causing my wonderful structure to collapse with them. I was drawing out a plan of attracting the creatures away from my structure so it would be safe when I saw daylight peek through holes in my ceiling. I knew it was time. I gripped my sword in my hands, strapped on my diamond helmet, chestplate, leggings and boots and walked towards the door which would surely lead to my death, but I would fight as long as I could. I burst through the door, hacking away at the hideous creatures. One down, two down, three down and on and on. I continued slaying the hord of these green monsters. My sword cutting deep into their bodies, destroying their evil lives. After what seemed like an hour of fighting, I thought I had defeated them all, until I heard it... the unmistakable sound of a creature about to blow up. I realized I had not drove the creatures away from my structure. But it was too late. The creature blew, sending me flying back into a pile of dirt and, to my horror, destroying the base of my structure. I thought all my work was gone, whe suddenly, the damage done by the explosion instantly got repaired in a flash of a second. I wondered what this was, and that's when I realized it. I was saved.
The End
So if you didn't understand the point of the story, or simply were to lazy to read it, the server will indeed have monsters but the explosion's from creepers will be instantly repaired! So no worries of creeper griefs Have fun guys!
PS: If you were wondering I just randomly made up this story as I wrote
Can you write one of the spiders with the hairy and scary legs the
red glowing eyes of evil and the annoying screech they out ...